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Writer's Block: There Can Be Only One [22 May 2009|07:55am] Do you believe in monogamy? View 501 Answers Apparently LJ has decided to embrace the wanky nature of its site.  Oh the possibilities... Were we angels after all?

Presents! [19 Mar 2009|09:32pm] -You probably shouldn't listen to this with children in the room.  I also learned today that Bill O'Reilly managed to get laid when he was 20. I am SHOCKED, dear internetz, SHOCKED. Were we angels after all?

elf_of_doriath beat me to it. [28 Jan 2009|12:58pm] http://www.saddlebacking.com/ For the linkphobic: Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Use it. Were we angels after all?

Appropriate Icon, No? [14 Dec 2008|03:41pm] If there's a healing cock, is there also a healing pussy?  16 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

Writer's Block: Legends of Rock [06 Dec 2008|08:49am] There are a few concerts that go down in musical history—Altamont, Woodstock, Live Aid, the Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds tour—as legendary experiences. What live show stands as legend in your own experience? View 500 Answers ......Hannah Montana????   HANNAH MONTANA?  8 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

HOLD THE LIBRARY OPEN! I'M COMING [28 Nov 2008|04:15pm] 3:50pm Phone rings Me: ----- Library Circulation Patron: What time do you close? Me:  5pm Patron:  Ok, well I'm 8 miles away on the highway just to let you know!  It's been backed up for 10 miles, but I'm 8 miles away, just to let you know!!!"   Me: Ummmmmm  ok because we'll totally hold the library open for you... 9 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

Writer's Block: The Wrath of Ohrwurm [26 Nov 2008|12:42pm] German has a word for everything, like ohrwurm. Translated literally as "earworm" in English, it's the word for songs that get stuck in your head and won't go away. What earworm of a song do you most dread burrowing into your head? Submitted By willard41 View 500 Answers Thank you LJ for acknowledging that German is a wonderful, beautiful language =D Were we angels after all?

Everyone else is doing it... [15 Nov 2008|01:05pm] Keith Olbermann on gay marriage 1 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

Writer's Block: On Base [22 Oct 2008|08:51pm] The World Series begins today, meaning balls will be hit, bases run, and homeruns scored. Remember the first time you got to first base? What was it like? View 500 Answers Once again LJ, I have to ask you a question. Where the hell do you come up with this shit?  1 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

[11 Oct 2008|11:47am] Awwww Connecticut!!!!!!!!! Were we angels after all?

My civic duty [06 Oct 2008|12:26pm] ( Andalite warning! ) Were we angels after all?

[29 Sep 2008|10:41pm] I have the flu.  My kitty has the flu. Coincidence?  I think not Were we angels after all?

[27 Sep 2008|03:18pm] Me: *hackhackhackhack* *coughcoughcough* Patron:  You really should give up smoking Me:  I never started?  wut?? 1 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

[25 Sep 2008|12:24pm] I'm not quite sure I understand college chemistry. I know, I know, I am completely incapable of visualizing atoms, despite the hours (ok.... like 2....) I have slaved away with my molecular mode l kit.  But this isn't about that. So we had our first test-like creature.  The average was a 46%.  The goal of the exam from the chem department was to have an average of a 50%.  And the official statement of the head of the class is "This is not curved, one person got a 92%, so clearly this test is do-able."  Now I've been at BU for a year now.  His statement is only half-true  The test isn't curved, but our final grades sure as hell will be.  Despite the rampant grade deflation, not everyone fails chemistry. However, in what universe is aiming for a class average of 50% desirable?  I mean sure, the people who get 80%s on that exam are probably pretty damn good at chemistry.  It also works to scare people out of premed.  There's no use sending a wimp to med school right?  That would look bad on BU.  But a 50%?  Really?  What good does this do me?    3 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

LHS. Saving the World from Harassment, One White Male at a Time... [24 Sep 2008|05:34pm] So my sister's friends are your normal obnoxious teenage rich brats who have a habit of slapping each other's asses.  Doesn't really seem to be an issue to me, unless someone is uncomfortable.  Anyways, so today my sister's friend slapped her ass.  She decided to do the same to retaliate.  Logical reaction?  I think so.... However, there was a teacher observing from a distance.  He pulled my sister over (note: JUST my sister, not this guy) and explained to her what a serious situation this was.  She had just sexually harassed this guy!  How dare she!  She was informed that she would be receiving a detention and our mom would have to write the school a letter to state that she had been told the full story of what happened and has explained the seriousness to my sister.  After all, my sister is just one step away from the National Sex Offender's List, amirite???  And all of those football jocks clearly live under the constant threat of welcomed potentially-sexual advances from 5'3" 16 year old girls!  WOE IS THEM INTERNETZ!  IT IS THE WIMMENZ WHO MAKE THEM TOUCH THEMSELVES AT NIGHT ETA:  My issue with this situation is the fact that the teacher flat out decided my sister was sexually harassing this dude.  The proper response would've been to point out that just because it feels like joking, doesn't mean the recipient want their ass smacked.  To me, people who throw around the words "sexual harassment" and "rape" strip these words of their seriousness.  Sexual harassment is a real issue.  My sister being a little too touchy with her friends is not. 3 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

Writer's Block: Pleasure Your Mate Month [04 Sep 2008|03:02pm] September is Pleasure Your Mate Month. Tell us: how do you like to pleasure your mate? View 500 Answers ( My answer? o_O ) Were we angels after all?

[08 Aug 2008|12:14am] Dear Friends List, Yesterday I paid $50 for a chest x-ray, $20 for a vet to diagnose an upper-respiratory infection, $20 for two shots of antibiotics, and $23 for oral antibiotics.  My kitty thanked me today by puking her medicine back up into my hair. =( =( =( 1 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

[07 Aug 2008|08:11pm] Were we angels after all?

[06 Aug 2008|10:39pm] So it appears that Paris wants to be the new frinkle.... 5 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

[18 May 2008|11:01am] Dear Friends List, Last night my dad locked my cat in the 3-season porch and Georgie took THE BIGGEST SHIT EVER. I wish you were there to see it. Love, Michi 2 forgot their name| Were we angels after all?

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